in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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