How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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