have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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