Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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