: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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