so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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