walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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