this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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