Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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