Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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