Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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