David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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