where am i from again
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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