she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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