why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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