If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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