So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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