I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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