I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
bring money and cleavage
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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