Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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