your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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