I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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