ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
