How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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