Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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