We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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