how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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