Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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