It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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