You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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