so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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