This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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