No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
