Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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