Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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