Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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