a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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