5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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