You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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