i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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