I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he thought i was a dude.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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