At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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