honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
North Korea, Best Korea!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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