Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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