Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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