i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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