I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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