i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't deserve a penis
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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