do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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