is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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