oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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