3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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