a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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