I want to have your abortion
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
nutella sex= disaster
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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