That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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