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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(703): i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts http://tfl.nu/gdmu

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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

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(301): Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort. http://tfl.nu/ivbh

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(770): View more from Georgia

The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions

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(770): The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions http://tfl.nu/csf1

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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...

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(763): Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg... http://tfl.nu/nasy

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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.

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(419): I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem. http://tfl.nu/zh9s

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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.

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(512): want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase. http://tfl.nu/ejib

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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"

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(937): I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome" http://tfl.nu/uiv4

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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.

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(515): He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend. http://tfl.nu/m6dn

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(707): View more from California

I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.

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Put down the everclear and go to bed.

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(707): I kinda wanna eat your hands right now. (1-707): Put down the everclear and go to bed. http://tfl.nu/rmaf

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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.

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(814): The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out. http://tfl.nu/7070

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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?

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(859): it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone? http://tfl.nu/jw1z

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(330): View more from Ohio

Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.

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(330): Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/fh7u

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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!

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(631): I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila! http://tfl.nu/xkdv

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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?

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(713): Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink? http://tfl.nu/qwz5

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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.

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(805): Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING. http://tfl.nu/oyjz

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