No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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